awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Dignity is for republicans.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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