happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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