You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
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my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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