I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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