I just made out with a guy for $7.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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