YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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