Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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