Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Four minutes until I can fart!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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