And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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