Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
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If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
And then he peed in my hair
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