therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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