Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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