we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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