I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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