Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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