apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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