Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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