I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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