Do vagina's smell?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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