Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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