i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
she pinky promised me she was 18
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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