I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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