why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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