Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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