Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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