I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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