I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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