What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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