Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I'm bleeding and have questions
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