i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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