I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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