I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He felt like a one man threesome
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Randomize
