"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Is it penis luge time yet?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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