ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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