Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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