well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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