No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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