Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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