Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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