..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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