You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I love having hate sex.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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