Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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