I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I need moral support for this bender
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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