FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
This gyro tastes like lonliness
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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