we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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