You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Vodka?
Forever.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Alive.
So much puke
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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