So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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