I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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