My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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