Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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