me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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