Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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