But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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