this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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