I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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