Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
