i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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