Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
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can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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