Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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