So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he was CRYING into my vagina
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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