can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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