Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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